Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the host of the Laugh Track column, a man who's praying for a government bailout of the Browns . . . Mike McIntyre. Thank you, Cleveland! A bailout isn't as crazy ...

John Pinette is one of the most unoffensive, disarming, adorable comics working the standup scene today. Just ask the ladies of The View, who were delighted when Pinette graced their stage and, for ...