We've got four words for you: Arthur Spooner. In the history of sitcoms, few characters were as charmingly unhinged as his "King of Queens" stalwart. The late Jerry Stiller brought Arthur Spooner to life through all nine seasons of "The King of Queens," throwing the Heffernans' lives into uproarious chaos with every scheme, misunderstanding, and squabble. "The King of Queens" had so much driving it. It had the blue-collar element. The hilarious family dynamics. It had heart, wit, and one-liners.

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94K views · 1.6K reactions | Carrie finally gets a big break at work but things don't entirely go as planned... From Season 5 Episode 2 'Arthur, Spooner'. Doug gets Arthur to accompany him in his bed because he cannot sleep without Carrie. Stream all seasons now on Peacock: https://bit.ly/WatchTheKingOfQueens | The King of Queens | Facebook

462K views · 2.7K reactions | Arthur and Spence face off when Arthur refuses to buy a ticket for the subway. From Season 5 Episode 2 'Window Pain'. After their neighbors hear Doug & Carrie in a big fight, Carrie tries to convince the neighbors, Mike (Michael Lowry) and Debi (Marcia Cross) that they are better than that; Arthur gets Spence to let him ride the subway for free. | The King of Queens | Facebook

527K views · 5.5K reactions | Arthur is the key to a good night's rest. | The King of Queens | Facebook

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